
At this moment, I now only cough when I get chatty. Mornings and evenings I go through a grandpa-eque lung purging routine that would make all prisses faint with disgust. It's a necessary evil. I've had this delightful disease over the years (thanks loads mom and dad for being smokers during my childhood) and purging the lungs of evils is absolutely necessary! Hey, at least I do it in the bathroom with the door shut and the fan on! You're welcome.
The nurse at my doctor's office diagnosed my ailment as pneumonia on June 26th. I had been all pleasant and optimistic about only having Pneumonia. Yippee, it turns out it was only an early stage of the dreaded bronchitis. We were supposed to leave for Chicago on the 27th, however Erika called and said she was too sick. That worked for me too; I was sicker than a dog by Saturday the 27th. I was so sick I called my dear doctor's emergency number three times over a six hour period starting at 10am and ending at 5:30pm, but the man didn't have the decency or courtesy to call me back in any timely manner. By 10pm, I was in the emergency room at St. Anthony's Hospital. Apparently, Dr. Wessling finally called our house while I was there. After Xrays, blood tests and the lowest dose of morphine known to mankind, I was diagnosed with the above-mentioned bronchitis. The doctor prescribed an Albuterol inhaler and the lowest dose of darvacet to calm my over-active lungs down. Wow, that worked like a charm! I went from not having a break between plague-victim-esque coughs to being able to rest and actually sleep. Wow! I can't believe I got this in the summer. But it is far worse to have this midwinter when the air is dryer than hell. Thank God for the process of the hospital emergency room. Who would've thought I'd get the most thorough care there?!? I used to tough this ailment out but not anymore! Yay drugs! I'm making a lot of those 'hemmm hemmm' noises right now; I hope the locals find it sexy. Hey, it's better than the loud, phlegmy throat clearings favored by the older generations of men. Right?